my blog is great but have u seen my ass

erraticartist:

cupsnake:

You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs

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but then suddenly ZOOP

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fucking green herrons

What the fuck

yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

if i had a dollar for every minute ive ever spent on the internet only god knows where id be right now

probably still on the internet

But with a really nice laptop

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

cl4yton:

Wonderful.

unclefather:

realnerdyboy:

unclefather:

what is he getting out of this

Who says it’s a male doing the asking????

me. because it’s my post.

sherlockhoelmes:

studies show there’s a 100% chance of sex if u send these to your crush on valentine’s day trust me i’m a scientist

sexytattooedgirls:

www.sexytattooedgirls.co.uk

kievc:

Valley of Blue Moon (by Michael Bollino)

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