what i’d really like is for someone to objectively watch me for a week or so and then just sit down with me for a few hours and explain to me what i am like and how i look to others and what my personality is in detail and how i need to improve where do i sign up for that


It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade


“you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law

it’s about who you miss at 2 in the afternoon when you’re busy, not 2 in the morning when you’re lonely.


if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted




Biologists are jerks.

Our sense of humor is infectious. 

This needs to go viral.

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